-BDB on the board- Knitter's AnonimousMay 8, 2006Rhage (in his bedroom posting in V's room on the board) Hi, my name is V.("Hi, V")I've been knitting for 125 years now.(*gasping noises*) It's begun to impact my personal relationships: my brothers think I'm a nancy. It's begun to affect my health: I'm getting a callus on my forefinger and I find bits of yarn in all my pockets and I'm starting to smell like wool. I can't concentrate at work: I keep picturing all these lessers in Irish sweaters and thick socks.(*sounds of sympathy*) I've come seeking a community of people who, like me, are trying not to knit. Can you help me?(* We're with you*) Thank you (*takes out hand-knitted hankie in pink*)(*sniffles*)(" We embrace you, V")Vishous (in the pit): Oh hell no..you did not just put that up. And nice spelling in the title. Man..you just have to roll up on me, don't you. I got four words for you, my brother. Rhage: Four words? Okay..lemme see.. Rhage, you're so sexy.hmmm.. Rhage, you're SO smart. No wait! Rhage, you're SO right! That's it, isn't it..g'head. You can tell me. Vishous: First one starts with a "P"Use your head for the other three. Bastard.Rhage: P? Hmm.. Please pass the yarn Vishous: Payback is a bitch! Rhage: OhhhhhhhhhhhhI'm so scuuuuuurred. Can you whip me up a blanket to hide under?. J.r. Ward
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The phrase "to go the distance" means to work hard for something, or to succeed. If someone says "I went the distance" they are saying that they worked hard for something. This is a term that is used in sports rather than in regular conversation.

Source: The Black Dagger Brotherhood: An Insiders Guide

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